CTTS (cute things they say)

My 2 year old: "Mommy, I can't poop. Will you help me poop?"

My 4 year old: "Santa Claus isn't real. I wish Santa Claus was real. Is Mrs. Claus real?"

My 9 year old: "I remember what you told me about sex, but do you have to do that EVERY time you want a baby?"